Your name is Dave Strider. You're a God Tier Knight of Time and your powers are bullshit.
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30
May
9:00pm

sugary-empress:

technobeatgraftboss replied to your post: daveyolostrider started following you …

)(ello, sweet)(eart!~

)(ow are you today?~

38)

not sure if want maybe kinda but then again trickster

30
May
8:58pm

8tastic:

technobeatgraftboss answered your question: if i got with one azure8lood who would you guys pick.

troll me

what if you just turned into me and i turned into you.

that would be weird

30
May
8:33pm

aradiatime:

technobeatgraftboss:

aradiatime:

> Attempt escape!

no no no no stop this is torture! youre not allowed to do this to your prisoners youre going to lose your job!

are you kidding id probably get a raise for such brazen imaginative and creative confession techniques

if youre not going to sign this confession then im just going to have to tickle you too

who is your boss im going to have them fired! you cant just torture your way to a confession thats how you get false ones and put the wrong folks in jail!

no dont tickle me ticklings too much! 

i didnt ever say i was the good cop megido

but youre confessing to a crime you did so its fine how dare you eat all my amazing human snacks and hog all the couch

my boss is rezi of course you wouldnt get her fired even if you could

30
May
8:29pm

aradiatime:

technobeatgraftboss:

aradiatime:

technobeatgraftboss:

the evidence is right here and youre under hug arrest starting now

>Hug.

> Squirm.

are you going to take me to jail then?

is it real jail or hug jail?

youre under hug arrest silence anything you say can and will be used against you in the dragon court of law

>Blow a raspberry on her neck.

> Attempt escape!

no no no no stop this is torture! youre not allowed to do this to your prisoners youre going to lose your job!

are you kidding id probably get a raise for such brazen imaginative and creative confession techniques

if youre not going to sign this confession then im just going to have to tickle you too

30
May
8:23pm

aradiatime:

technobeatgraftboss:

aradiatime:

technobeatgraftboss:

put you under hug arrest and take you to court where the dragonqueen judge will try you for the most evil crime of couch hogging

you dont have any proof! do you really think the dragonqueen judge will believe you if you drag me in without even a little bit of proof?

the evidence is right here and youre under hug arrest starting now

>Hug.

> Squirm.

are you going to take me to jail then?

is it real jail or hug jail?

youre under hug arrest silence anything you say can and will be used against you in the dragon court of law

>Blow a raspberry on her neck.

30
May
8:12pm

aradiatime:

technobeatgraftboss:

aradiatime:

technobeatgraftboss:

aradiatime:

whatever im going to go sit back on the couch and take it all up

but yes charge is a he

rude

and what are you going to do about it?

put you under hug arrest and take you to court where the dragonqueen judge will try you for the most evil crime of couch hogging

you dont have any proof! do you really think the dragonqueen judge will believe you if you drag me in without even a little bit of proof?

the evidence is right here and youre under hug arrest starting now

>Hug.

30
May
8:09pm

aradiatime:

technobeatgraftboss:

aradiatime:

whatever im going to go sit back on the couch and take it all up

but yes charge is a he

rude

and what are you going to do about it?

put you under hug arrest and take you to court where the dragonqueen judge will try you for the most evil crime of couch hogging

30
May
8:03pm

aradiatime:

technobeatgraftboss:

aradiatime:

technobeatgraftboss:

aradiatime:

you told me to run come on man

and you said id never find you youre always telling me to believe in you so here i am believing in you

god damn it dave

i didnt mean it like that you probably will find me! you could at least try

fuck that i think im going to try and cuddle on charge again but hes going to ruin my hair

its a he right

whatever im going to go sit back on the couch and take it all up

but yes charge is a he

rude

30
May
8:02pm

kathysbrotherssister:

i am so stupid okay i’ll stop now

30
May
8:00pm

aradiatime:

technobeatgraftboss:

aradiatime:

you told me to run come on man

and you said id never find you youre always telling me to believe in you so here i am believing in you

god damn it dave

i didnt mean it like that you probably will find me! you could at least try

fuck that i think im going to try and cuddle on charge again but hes going to ruin my hair

its a he right